Pussy

As you may have heard, the idiots at Hasbro let us morons on the Internet choose a new Monopoly token. The choice was a cat. The iron is gone. Now I’m a fan of cats, I think cats are great, but what the fuck? That iron has been around forever. Mind you, I never wanted to be the iron (I’m a top hat kind of guy), but I took comfort in the fact that it was there. At least I now realize that I took comfort that it was there. I don’t want to be the fucking cat. It’s bullshit.