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March 7, 2014

Man Steals 15 Pounds of Crab Legs from Chelsea Whole Foods: NYPD

And not only that, but the man was a recidivist (are you still a recidivist if you didn’t get caught the first time? I leave that to you, gentle reader). Matt Katz reports:

A man stole more than 15 pounds of pricey snow crab legs from the Chelsea Whole Foods over the course of a week, police said.

Ahelah Browne, 36, stole five $64 3.165-pound packages of crab legs from the 250 Seventh Ave. store before he was arrested Tuesday, police said.

The accused thief swiped seafood on Feb. 22, 24, 27 and 28, and on March 1, the NYPD said.

Browne was arrested after a Whole Foods manager took video surveillance footage to the 10th Precinct, police said. Authorities charged Browne with petit larceny for the thefts, which totaled $320.

Well, now that you’re up to date on today’s breaking news, there’s only one thing to do.

Crab People.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. JCo permalink
    March 7, 2014 12:35 pm

    Tastes like crab, talks like people!

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