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March 16, 2010
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This has been going on for practically a week now and we haven’t yet had a good, solid booze-oriented post.  I mean there may have been a reference to a few Singhas down below, but that’s mere child’s play (childs’ play?).

Anyway, what better time to talk a little bit about booze than erev St. Patrick’s Day?  No better time say I.

You know what’s great about St. Patrick’s Day?  People want to have fun and drink lots of beer.  I like both fun (sometimes) and lots of beer (pretty much always).  You know what sucks about St. Patrick’s Day?  Green beer.  Green beer not only sucks, but it’s stupid.  Just say no to green beer.

You know what else sucks about St. Patrick’s Day?

Jameson.

Now I don’t care if it’s regular Jameson (in the left hand of our friendly local bartender who would kill me if she ever saw this on the interwebs) or “12 year old” Jameson (in her right hand).  They both suck, though I will confess that the 12 year old is somewhat more palatable.

Where was I?  Right, Jameson sucks.  What doesn’t suck?  Regular colored beer doesn’t suck.  Guinness, in particular, doesn’t suck.  Hell, I’ll even be happy with some Tullamore Dew.  Just no Jameson.

So everyone should have fun and drink lots of beer.  No green beer, and try to keep the Jameson to at least a reasonable number.

Sláinte.

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