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We’ve all lost our minds

May 4, 2010

Some jackass runs on the field at the Phillies game yesterday.  What happens?  The usual.  The security guys look silly trying to corral and tackle the drunk idiot, the drunk fans cheer the guy on.  What should happen next is that they tackle the guy, cuff him, throw him in the tank for the night, and charge him with drunk and disorderly or trespass or something, and we all go on with our lives.  Not in Philly.

In Philly, they tase the motherfucker.  Right on the field.

Now these guys (father and son!!) who several years ago randomly attacked the Royals’ first-base coach Tom Gamboa, they should have been tasered.  Hell, they should have been shot.  (1:05 mark or so)

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Kelly permalink
    May 4, 2010 1:08 pm

    In light of this, please do your best to stay off the field. Or at the very least, wait until the Red Sox are in the Bronx & get tasered for running on the field & punching Youkilis in the vagina.

    • Fat Al permalink*
      May 4, 2010 2:39 pm

      There’s no beer on the field, so I’m not particularly drawn to it.

  2. May 4, 2010 2:16 pm

    Not all of us have lost our minds. I’d say in this story it was the fat cop who decided to taser some moron, who was just about encircled, in front of 44,817 (I checked) witnesses.

    • Fat Al permalink*
      May 4, 2010 2:39 pm

      Someone doth protest too much.


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