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Fuck You Riddley Scott

May 28, 2010

Man, did Robin Hood stink. How do you make a two hour twenty minute movie about war and revolt, and have barely any action and nary an identifiable death between the opening and closing 15 minutes? Well, you have a bunch of filthy people in dirty costumes wandering around blah, blah, blahing about, well, I don’t even remember any more, and I saw it last night. Unless some modern day Prince of Thieves robbed me of a good movie going experience and gave it to some poor peasant way out in Brooklyn, the whole affair was a giant fucking waste of time.

How do the director and producers watch this movie before its release and not call the studio and demand that they pull a Heaven’s Gate with it?

You won’t hear this often, but the Kevin Costner version was better.

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