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Take That, You Atheist Sons of Bitches

September 6, 2010

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the
ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still
waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?” The Marine calmly replied, “God was too busy today
protecting America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me.”

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. Fat Al permalink*
    September 6, 2010 3:23 pm

    Good story, but according to Snopes a variation on an old theme:

    http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp

    • September 7, 2010 11:31 am

      My favorite part of the story is that this marine cold cocks this, presumably, middle age man, knocking him to the floor unconscious, and nobody gets up to help him, or even check on him. They just sit there uncomfortably waiting for class to be over.

    • September 7, 2010 11:31 am

      Also, are you suggesting that the story is, possibly, not true?

  2. September 7, 2010 12:17 pm

    I just like the fact that a professor got the shit beat out of him. Fucking know-it-all.

  3. Phil permalink
    September 7, 2010 5:08 pm

    Military+Religious = violent asshole.

  4. Fat Al permalink*
    September 7, 2010 5:25 pm

    Hey, I thought we were supposed to be the angry guys here.

    I guess the more the merrier. That doesn’t sound exactly right, but you get my drift.

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