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Presidential Facts

September 24, 2010

First of all, President Ulysses S. Grant is a greatly underestimated president. I am not claiming that he was a great president, by any stretch, but a lot of his poor reputation is due to the predominance of Southern Historians in the early writings on the Civil War. Needles to say, Ol Johnny Rebs children were not positively inclined towards the man who finally crushed their insidious insurrection.

The presidential fact of the day is this: Ulysses Grant never cursed once in his life.

I offer this sentence from his great memoir:

I am not aware of ever having used a profane expletive in my life;…

Despite this, he finishes the sentence by expressing charity towards those who might have. Though it is primarily directed towards those who might find themselves leading a train of Mexican pack mules.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. September 24, 2010 3:19 pm

    I wonder if he ever jerked off?

  2. Fat Al permalink*
    September 25, 2010 1:21 am

    Fuck him if he can’t take a fucking joke.

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