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October 16, 2010
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I know this is far too good to be true, but oh how I hope it actually happens. Dlisted reports:

Lindsay Lohan To Play Iggy Pop In A Biopic

Iggy Pop’s brain cell is like a shriveled up contact lens that has been left out on the bathroom counter for several days, but he still has amazing ideas and has proven that he’s the one who should do the casting for The Stooges biopic. That dream headline above is what Iggy Pop hopes to read one day real soon in the pages of Variety or some shit. Me fucking too.

Elijah Wood was supposed to play Iggy in a biopic directed by Jim Jarmusch, but the project has been put on the shelf to collect dust. Iggy tells Australia’s Triple J radio that if it ever gets picked up again, Lindsay Lohan should play him:

“She looks like me, and she’s the only one with enough attitude too. They could tape her boobs up or something. She’s been in jail at the right age and everything, so I think she could do it.”

That would just make my year.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. October 17, 2010 1:51 pm

    If this happens it will complete my life. Leave it to Iggy for a genius casting idea. I hated the idea that Elijah Wood was going to portray him and was amazed that Jarmusch cast him in the role. To Iggy Lohan!

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