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October 19, 2010
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From ANIMAL:
JIMMY MCMILLAN’S BEARD WINS GUBERNATORIAL DEBATE

Rent Is Too Damn High Party candidate Jimmy McMillan dazzled viewers of last night’s gubernatorial debate with his beard: a synthesis of steampunk, Santa Claus, and Chester Arthur.
McMillan also wore black gloves, a style tip that reporters Lois Romano of the Washington Post and Nicholas Confessore of the New York Times both mentioned in their write-ups. Confessore says the debate “verg[ed] on farce,” while Romano seems slightly relieved that nobody came to blows. “Miracles can happen,” she wrote as her lede.

I love New York. And God help us all.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. jco permalink
    October 19, 2010 10:57 am

    Thank God I now have someone to vote for.

  2. October 19, 2010 11:36 am

    I think his mullet took second place. He’s got my vote!

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