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Competition

October 31, 2010
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Election Day is just around the corner, and we here at THEG reiterate our unequivocal and unwavering support for the gubernatorial candidacy of the representative of The Rent Is Too Damn High party, one Jimmy McMillan.

Get out and vote for Jimmy!! Or, at a minimum, pick up one of these awesome action figures.

 

But, I must say that Jimmy is not without competition in this race. There’s this hooker, wait, no, not hooker, named Kristin Davis (no, not that Kristin Davis), who procured some lady friends for one of our prior Governors. Now Ms. Davis is pissed off that some guy named Cuomo, who apparently also is running for governor (probably one of those write-in crackpots), is insufficiently supportive of gay rights. Good for Kristin. I know Jimmy can hold her off, but she’s putting up some stiff competition.

I was trying to find the video of Kristin’s “Vote Homo, Not Cuomo” ad, but apparently it’s been cleansed from YouTube. Yet one more example of the man keeping us down (not that I am in any way suggesting that Kristin Davis is actually a man).

Wait, Kristin herself has posted it. Here you go:

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. jco permalink
    October 31, 2010 8:03 pm

    Wait, she’s a transsexual representative of the Marijuana Party urging same sex marriage? I hate to say this, Jimmy, but I’m in.

  2. November 1, 2010 12:05 pm

    I want to vote for both of them!

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