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November 24, 2010
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Okay, let’s just get this out of the way:

Yes, that’s what I think of every time people start talking about scanners. But the topic of the day is the full-body scanners at the airports and — as an alternative — the mandated groping by the TSA personnel (who, as a group, are totally hot).

Hey, did you know the TSA has a blog? They actually do. An excellent example of your tax dollars at work. (Maybe Wesley Snipes wasn’t so stupid after all.)

Where was I? Scanners. Right. So you can go through a super-duper x-ray scanning type thingy that lets everyone see all the goods (and will probably kill you in fairly short order). And if you look like this, I’m thinking the TSA highly encourages you to do so. Well, maybe not, because I’m pretty sure this guy would like to meet that young lady:

Anyway, if you would prefer, they can feel you up. Now I have nothing against a good grope, although I’m a bit ticklish, so they need to be careful, but, as I was saying, the TSA people don’t tend to be all that hot, so I think I’ve got to opt for cancer over the feel-up.  And it’s got to be faster.  Got to get past security to get to the airport bar (have you noticed how cold the beer is in airport bars?  love that.).

Now this chick had the right idea, she’s a blogger called “furrygirl” and she just just stripped it on down to her see through underwear and walked right through. The TSA jackass — actually I don’t know if he’s a jackass, he’s just doing his job I guess, but he’s probably a jackass — made her put her jacket back on — even though the bastards constantly make me take my damn jacket off. Like x-rays can’t penetrate wool.

Anyway, here’s furrygirl’s travel outfit. And if you click the photo you’ll get the video. Actually, it looks like furrygirl has some pornish site. Huh. I guess that makes sense.

I don’t have a fucking point. Leave me alone.

But wait, I do have one question. What the fuck is wrong with these kids?

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. November 26, 2010 9:06 am

    I’m anxious to see when I fly to Peoria in December if the pat-downs come with a happy ending or if you have to pay more for that.

    • November 26, 2010 10:43 am

      Of course you have to pay more for that. It’s called first class.

      (sorry about you being shoved into the spam file, no doing of mine I promise)

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