The Fat Man
The other day I was walking down the street in a straw hat (let’s leave aside why I was walking down the street in a straw hat) and some guy, who was missing most of his teeth said:
Hey, nice hat. You look like Sidney Greenstreet in Casablanca.
Now, someone, even someone toothless, invokes me and one of the greatest films of all time in the same breath, pretty good, no? But Sidney Greenstreet? Well, I guess better him than Peter Lorre.
And at least I wasn’t wearing a fez. I look lousy in a fez.