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February 2, 2011

Look, I know I’m in no position to be criticizing the nonsense other people do, say or write, but it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.

So, what the fuck is this?

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Come on, some Greenpoint hipster is so damn bored that he/she sits at home, thinks of a witty little lost & found flyer (as well as an imaginary friend know as fucking freddyboo), and goes around taping that shit to lamposts in McCarren Park?  Give me a fucking break.  This almost makes me feel bad for disparaging that whiny-ass person in the East Village crying about some stolen flowers — at least those flowers were real.

This is an example of ridiculous cutesy thumbsucking nonsense, and it’s about time someone called it out for the inane bullshit it is. And that foot is me.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. jco permalink
    February 2, 2011 7:40 pm

    It’s not even witty and it has typos. Asshole.

    • February 2, 2011 10:16 pm

      I don’t really have a problem with the attempt at hilarity, nothing wrong with trying to bring a little laugh to this impossibly dreary January, it’s just that it fails so badly.

      The joke ought to be: imaginary friend missing and the details of his character and appearance completely mundane except for one specific quirk. Also, if the poster knows where he hangs out, why doesn’t the he just wait there or leave word to be contacted should imaginary friend appear. The whole thing just makes no sense.

  2. February 2, 2011 8:06 pm

    Someone should pull a Glen Matlock on this guy (jerk off in a ham sandwich and feed it to him.)

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