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Tiny Jews Living in the Jungle May Hold the Key to Immortality

February 18, 2011

Here’s the article.

But really, why do people want to extend their lives? Are there people actually enjoying themselves that much that they want to keep on doing this shit, and doing it as a withered and desiccated husk of a person?

5 Comments leave one →
  1. jco permalink
    February 18, 2011 4:32 pm

    Everyone thinks that they can retain their vitality, because 20 years ago a Colombo Yogurt ad showed one 110 year old woman who retained her vitality. People are abject morons.

    • February 18, 2011 4:35 pm

      I think it was Danons and it was longer ago than 20 years. Also, it turned out they got all the ages wrong, they just LOOKED 110.

  2. Fat Al permalink*
    February 18, 2011 7:19 pm

    Maybe they want to live long enough to learn how to embed a link in a blog post.

    (And “Dannon”.)

  3. Fat Al permalink*
    February 18, 2011 11:12 pm

    Okay, now that we’ve gotten past that, I looked at the article for a second, and I agree entirely. The obsession with living forever is insane. People would rather be miserable for 100 years than happy for 60. It’s ludicrous.

  4. February 20, 2011 12:59 am

    The older I get, I’m less afraid of death than I am of life.

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