I can’t decide if this is the best thing I’ve ever seen, or the worst. On April 7 Kid Rock’s Chillin’ The Most Cruise will depart New Orleans for a four day trip down to Cozumel and back. Should you decide to grab a last minute ticket you’ll be cruising on the Carnival Triumph and will spend your days and nights rockin’, I guess there will be more chillin’ than rockin’, out with performances from Kid Rock, Rev. Run, Carlos Mencia, Howling Diablosm, the John Stone Band, et al. and participating in organized drinking games.
One thing made very clear is, while there will be two Kid Rock shows during the cruise, your package (starting at $899) entitles you to attend one, and only ONE, show. All other performances will be simultaneous, and performed festival style. You may be entitled to only one Kid Rock show but are entitled to a free download of a picture taken with the star of the cruise. It’s a nice little feature I guess, but in the end, disturbing. If you look at Kid Rock and not his fans, who all seem pretty happy, his face is frozen in this rictus of hopeless despair that is matched by the look of soulless dread in his eyes. It’s pretty amazing, his expression is exactly the same in every shot.
If you miss this year, they are already planning for 2012