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March 21, 2011
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What. The. Fuck.

Report: The Yankees have discussed signing Oliver Perez

There’s probably more mileage left talking about this guy than there is in his left arm.

Jon Heyman of SI.com reports that “Yankees people” have discussed Oliver Perez as a cheap sign. Though, for what it’s worth, Heyman writes that Yankees general manager Brian Cashman is “not enthused” about the idea. I’m almost rooting for this to happen, just to hear Cashman tells us how much he hates it.

The Mets released Perez earlier today and still owe him $12 million for this season, so any team could bring him aboard on the cheap. The Yankees are hurting for starting pitching, but opposed to Luis Castillo, Perez looks like a lost cause. No velocity, no control, no chance.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. jco permalink
    March 22, 2011 10:03 am

    Oh jesus. When they signed fat Bartolo I thought they were trying to throw the season. Now I KNOW they are trying to throw the season.

  2. March 22, 2011 3:28 pm

    It’s preposterous, but it would almost be worth it to watch Fat Al be angry for the next six months. Ok, he will be angry no matter what, but watching his head explode on a regular basis will be fun.

  3. Fat Al permalink*
    March 24, 2011 8:36 am

    Ollie signed with the Nationals. Phew.

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