A couple of quick baseball notes. First, Covelli “Coco” Crisp has channeled his inner Oscar Gamble and broken out the baseball afro. It’s an awesome look, and I can’t wait until Larry “Chipper” Jones follows suit.
For comparison, here’s Oscar:
Second, Craig Calcaterra posts this entry. I’m sure it’s not true, but don’t you wish it were?
Mariners 3, Royals 2: The M’s cool off the streaking Royals. Literally streaking: Kila Ka’aihue ran naked from the Arrowhead Stadium ticket window all the way across the parking lot to the Kauffman Stadium players’ entrance before the game. He did it on a bet with Alex Gordon, who now owes Ka’aihue lunch at Arby’s for the next week. Don’t go trying to confirm this in any newspaper reports, though, because the media is just a tool of The Man and they don’t want you to know about such things.