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June 5, 2011
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You may or may not recall way back when our friend JCo sent a picture to Marty of the rather, well, unique Ladies Room configuration at Port 41 (scroll down to the end of Marty’s post).

Last night, we ended up at the “soft opening” of a putative beer garden in Asbury Park, NJ. And let me tell you, they weren’t kidding about a soft opening, this shit was downright flaccid. But back to the point. JCo was with me and I guess she has a knack for sniffing out the multiple toilet action, because this joint had a 4-spot:

Take that Port 41, four, count ’em, four toilets in a row just waiting for some lucky ladies. The Garden State is throwing down.

Now, there weren’t any scantily clad Eastern European bartenders down in Jersey, so Port 41 still has them beat on that count, but on the loo front, you can double your pleasure down the shore.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. June 5, 2011 11:46 am

    If they start installing troughs for women … I’m moving to Canada.

  2. June 5, 2011 1:13 pm

    Holy moley! An assembly line of toilets! A “soft opening” always makes me think of a hole in a baby’s head.

  3. June 6, 2011 5:34 pm

    JCO has a: “knack for sniffing out the multiple toilet action.” WTF???

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