Who is Casey Anthony, and why should I care? I hadn’t even heard of this chick until yesterday, but apparently everyone knows she was on trial for allegedly killing her kid. A jury took all of 11 hours to acquit her. Okay. Big country. Big world. Lots of people killing people, and this chick may not — according to 12 people, did not — have even killed anyone.
It’s very sad that this little girl died. It’s horrifying if it turns out that she was killed by her mother, and it’s a travesty that if she did kill her own daughter she has gotten away with it.
But why does everyone know about this already? I don’t get it.
It’s like when some major news outlet sends a breaking news alert that a little kid has fallen down a well and a rescue team has been dispatched. Good. Dispatch that fucking rescue team. But except for her loved ones, it’s not breaking news. It’s not even news.
That’s all I’ve got. Now I’ve got to go avoid being hit by lightning.
And check out the look on Yoko’s face.