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Punk Ass Bitches

September 29, 2011
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Schadenfreude is one of many German words that means, more or less, “taking pleasure in others’ pain” (actually, as far as I can tell, most German words mean that). Well, last night, as part of one of the most spectacular nights of baseball you’ll ever see, the Boston Red Sox, a team that I cannot stand, completed what has been characterized as the “worst collapse in baseball history.”

I will confess that I’m fucking thrilled. I still think the Yankees aren’t going very far, but at least those Boston fuckers are going home in ignominy. That probably makes me a bad person, but I don’t give a damn. Everybody was calling this Red Sox team the best in history, a potential challenge to the 1927 Yankees. The 1927 Yankees say “go fuck yourself.”

Boston Sucks.

Oh, and Adrian Gonzalez blames God. I’m fine with a God that hates Boston too:

“I’m a firm believer that God has a plan and it wasn’t in his plan for us to move forward. God didn’t have it in the cards for us… For me, I’m a firm believer in God and God has a plan and it wasn’t in God’s plan for us to be in the playoffs.”

— Adrian Gonzalez… it was all in His plan

UPDATE: This clip of the reactions of the MLB commentators to what was going on last night is priceless (thanks to poster at BTF).

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. GENE permalink
    September 29, 2011 9:30 am

    I couldn’t have said it any better myself ! Awesome !

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