Apparently Sting’s 60th birthday is upcoming. Who cares? Not me.
But I got this really odd e-mail for an event that City Winery is holding:
Sting’s 60th Birthday Wine Pairing 10/4
General Admission $25.00
Join us to celebrate the 60th Birthday as well as the 25th Anniversary of the solo career of the inconic [SIC] Sting. The lead singer and bassist of the Police has received sixteen Grammy Awards for his work, making him one of the most successful artists of all time. We’re offering a great listening session by pairing 21 classic Sting tunes with 7 different wines. Tasting notes placed at your table will reveal why we think each wine flight goes with the particular songs it’s paired with.
7:30 Let the music begin!
All for only 25 dollars, an amazing value!
Buy your seating now…
Please note that this is not a live performance. Music will be played on our state-of-the-art sound system, as the wines are served simultaneously.
So sit around with a bunch of other weirdos listening to a Sting mixtape and drinking unknown sips of wine? People are really strange.