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December 13, 2011
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The New Full-Frontal: Has Pubic Hair in America Gone Extinct?

Man, that’s a long article about pubic hair. I never thought I’d type that sentence, and I sure as hell ain’t reading the whole thing, but I thought you should know.

Here’s the, well, Brazilian money shot:

The 5-foot-5 Minnesota native — a sly, funny, 22-year-old natural blonde who spends every summer bikini-clad on the shores of Lake Minnetonka — works out five days a week. Her slim waist and megawatt smile hearken back to the polyvinyl glamour of the original Barbie doll. In fact, if Mattel were to redesign Barbie based on the new millennium’s ideal woman, she would likely resemble Pinto. Healthy, athletic, alluring, and smart (Pinto will graduate early this month from Northwestern University), she’s both a role model and a sex symbol.

And if you were to undress Pinto, you’d find she embodies yet another trademark characteristic of the plastic glamour girl-turned-careerwoman: Like Barbie, Pinto has no pubic hair.

Well, then.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. jco permalink
    December 13, 2011 10:32 am

    “What’s happening to America’s vaginas? Is pubic hair going extinct?”

  2. December 13, 2011 2:38 pm

    I’m curious as to whether Pinto was named after the bean or the car. If it is the car, if she gets rear-ended does she blow up? So many questions and so little pubic hair.

    • Fat Al permalink*
      December 13, 2011 4:17 pm

      I’m going with bean.

    • jco permalink
      December 14, 2011 1:02 pm

      Or the wild horses of the West?

      • December 14, 2011 1:04 pm

        I’m going with the car because of the whole rear end aspect of it. I was tempted to spell it asspect, but I refrained.

        • Fat Al permalink*
          December 14, 2011 10:30 pm

          Wait, she’s obviously named after the guy from Animal House.

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