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Upmarket

February 2, 2012
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So I’m walking by the local Duane Reade and this is what I see:

“Upmarket sushi.” At Duane Reade.

Let me get this straight. I’m supposed to go into a drugstore and order raw fish, and eat it. And I’m supposed to believe that this would constitute an “upmarket” dining experience.

Sure, that makes total sense.

ARE THESE PEOPLE FUCKING INSANE???

I’m not eating fucking sushi from a Duane Reade. That’s ludicrous. No all-you-can-eat sushi, no drugstore sushi. Simple rules to live by.

Oh, and no eating fugu with Homer Simpson.

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