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March 1, 2012

This is fucked up:

Bronx Zoo closes Monkey House

NEW YORK (AP) – The Bronx Zoo has closed its Monkey House indefinitely. Wildlife Conservation Society officials say exhibits are evaluated on a regular basis. They said they will plan for a new exhibit in the future. According to the Daily News, the Monkey House closed Monday.

A sign on the doors of the historic building said monkeys can be seen at its World of Birds, Congo Gorilla Forest and Jungle World. The Monkey House opened in 1901. The structure closed in 1950 after the opening of the now-defunct Great Apes House. It reopened in 1958, and in the late 1980s it was renovated to include habitat-themed exhibits.

This is wrong in so many ways. First and foremost, they have an awesome building that says “MONKEYS” on top of it. What the fuck are they going to put in there, newts? Morons.

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