Don’t worry, I’m not going to explain how Chekhov is overrated, mainly because I know nothing whatsoever about Chekhov. Well, except that I know that he wrote a play called The Seagull. Don’t know whether or not it sucks.
I do, however, know that I saw a seagull on the corner of 51st and 8th this morning. And said gull was eating a bagel.
That is all.