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May 11, 2012

Apparently someone has come up with a solution to wax from a birthday candle melting onto your cake. What could that solution possibly be? Make the candle out of chocolate. Here’s the story, from the Voice (click over for some action shots of the chocolate candle in action):

French design firm Fujisan has created a candle that melts into liquid chocolate. If it’s cleverly placed in the nook of a chocolate cake, the cake fills up with warm molten chocolate in the time it takes to sing “Happy Birthday.”

I’m not sure that’s a good idea. I mean how traumatic is it really to get a little wax on your cake? Pick the shit off and move on. And I’ll bet the cake itself sucks. I mean it’s a piece of cake whose main selling point is that it comes with a melting chocolate candle. Got to suck, no?

Anyway, I’m passing, but I’d love to hear firsthand reports. Who knows? I could be wrong.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. May 12, 2012 4:29 pm

    You, wrong? NEVER! Also, why not just eat the candle?

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