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People are morons

December 16, 2012
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I know that sentiment is hardly newsworthy, but consider this headline from today’s Times:

Yoga Class Draws a Religious Protest

Huh?

That’s right:

Jackie Bergeron’s first-grade yoga class was in full swing. Though the yoga class had a notably calming effect on the children, things were far from placid outside the gymnasium.

A small but vocal group of parents, spurred on by the head of a local conservative advocacy group, has likened these 30-minute yoga classes to religious indoctrination. They say the classes — part of a comprehensive program offered to all public school students in this affluent suburb north of San Diego — represent a violation of the First Amendment.

After the classes prompted discussion in local evangelical churches, parents said they were concerned that the exercises might nudge their children closer to ancient Hindu beliefs. “They’re not just teaching physical poses, they’re teaching children how to think and how to make decisions,” Ms. Eady said. “They’re teaching children how to meditate and how to look within for peace and for comfort. They’re using this as a tool for many things beyond just stretching.”

God forbid kids look within for peace and for comfort. What is this world coming to?

Om, motherfuckers.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. JCo permalink
    December 16, 2012 2:48 pm

    Someone better tell Swami’s cab company about this outrage.

    • December 17, 2012 8:34 am

      Ah, Swami’s (whose motto, I see, is “No Kooks” — some irony there). I forgot that Encinitas is home to a culty situation. Maybe the yoga haters aren’t so moronic after all.

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